Case File 50: THE DISCOLSURE HEARINGS
Join us on August 23
CASE FILE 50: THE DISCLOSURE HEARINGS

You have been summoned before the CASE FILE 50 REVIEW BOARD.
In honor of David McGuire's Level 50 Clearance Ceremony, the Department of Anomalies has convened a special hearing to determine the most convincing conspiracy theory.

Guests may attend as:
🛸 Expert Witnesses
Present a conspiracy theory, cryptid, paranormal event, government cover-up, historical mystery, unexplained phenomenon, or otherwise questionable belief.

🔍 Observers
Attend the hearings, enjoy dinner and drinks, participate in discussion, and help evaluate evidence.

🎭 Special Consultants
Level of involvement remains classified.

Throughout the evening, evidence will be presented, theories debated, and conclusions questioned.
Visual aids, PowerPoints, witness testimony, maps, charts, red string, questionable internet research, and complete confidence are strongly encouraged.

Awards will be presented for:
  • Most Convincing Theory
  • Best Presentation
  • Best Evidence
  • Most Unhinged
  • Deep State Award
  • "I'm Not Saying It's Aliens..."

Dinner, drinks, classified materials, and suspicious activities will be provided.

Additional Security Protocols
• Attendance is limited to individuals 21 years of age or older.
• Transportation will be provided to and from the classified hearing facility. Additional details will be included in future transmissions.
• Consumption of truth serum is voluntary but strongly encouraged.

The truth awaits.

Location remains classified and will be declassified prior to the hearings.
Location
Secure Off-Site Facility
Location Declassification Pending
Date & Time
August 23, 2026, 5:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Join us on August 23
We look forward to hosting you!

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